Tuesday, September 16, 2008

With All Due Respect to Alamo

Welcom 2 Pike teeches u 2 play HUNTAR!

Do u liek huntars? I do! Lots of stuff huntars can do. Shots stuff, play ded, roll over. Huntar gets pets for taim and every1 luvs huntar in grup. Taht is why lotsa huntars in LFG. U shuld try it!


Sum huntar is for steady shot spam. Sum huntar is for traps and sum huntar is for scattershots LOLZ!

First huntar, Beastmaestr is for if you liek to be big an red like Big Red gum LOL! EXcept u not so sticky. Unless u use traps mabye! Beastmaestr is for use steady shot, kill command, ummm... ya beastmaestr is for DPS DONT LISTEN TO WAT ANY1 ELSE SAYS!!


Second huntar is Marks Man. Liek a man who marks sumthing. They get scattershots, maybe maek u scatterbrained 2 use?? Anyways tehy got big numbers, tehy gots 2 multishot BUT DON'T BREAK SHEEP u got to be nice to mages they make u water.


Third huntar is Survival DON'T BE VOTED OFF TEH ISLAND LULZ! They get reely good traps, can trap stuff 4ever and this 1 tiem i actually got 2 go to a RAID!! And tehy had a survival huntar and he trapped Moros' freind 4 liek FIFTEEN MINUTES!!! Ya!

So u decide wut type of huntar u want to play ok. Next u use your aspects. Monkey is 4 fighting wit sword and 4 monkeying aroudn J/K! But u no try to fite with sword 2 much. Hawk is gud 4 pewpew that is wut huntars are for ;) Viper is 4 mana but R U A CLOTHIE?? I DONT TIHNK SO! But sum huntars need mana so its ok. I need mana sometiems but dont tell any1. Acually I need mana lots its embarasing lol ><

Tehn u decide on pets, cat is good pet bcuz CAT IS FOR FITE OK. Ravager, dinosour also good. Tehy r DINO-MYTE! U use pet and u shoot stuff! See huntar is fun. Sum ppl tel u that durid, teh ret pally, staff warlock is fun but tehy are missing out when they dont play huntar.


Now remembar ALL HUNTAR IS GOOD IN GRUOPS, every1 lieks them but they are scared 2 invite u in group or 2 raid, cuz u are just 2 awsome 4 them! So u juts got to keep tryin, sumday u can go to teh raid just liek me! Rmember all wepons with agil, int, stam is gud for u. Now u go out there and HAV FUN! :)




(So yeah, this started out as So You Want to Play a Hunter? Part 11. I got carried away with the intro, it would appear... oops? Anyways, enjoy the silliness, I figured a lot of us could use some!)

18 comments:

LS said...

LOL HUNTARD DPS, WARLOCK FTW

Incubis said...

That's kinda funny, I top damage meters on kara beating equally geared locks. Maybe they can throw some crazy crit-shadow bolts. But as far as overall damage a BM hunter who knows how to use a shot rotation will pew pew right over the Locks.

Pike said...

Don't worry Incubis, he's just playin' along =P

I SHOTS AT U LOCK PEWPEW

Toque said...

that looks like it was fun to write :D

krizzlybear said...

HAR! I r a mage, lol! I gots invited 2 a rayd yestrday bcuz they wanteds me 2 make biskits rofl! tehy wer pretty nice and were like "soz mage, we have sum1 else coming, we'll invite you again soon kthx!"

so i wait outside teh instanz for mebbe 4, 5 hours. i kill lots of undead outside, and then i get PST from the RL. "ok i'm inviting you again, lol!"

so i get invite, and walk into kara, and OMG they ask me to do helpful roll. "make us a portal to shat kthx lol!" and then i make the leet portal, and then the raid disbandsed, omg! i even 5 dkp, and i didn't even have to do any dps! pwn!

MW said...

*can't stop laughing*

Rilgon Arcsinh said...

My brain just melted out my ears.

LOL AM SHOOT MULTISHOTZ AT TEH SHEEPS IT MAKES THE MAGE MAD LOLZ

Hammardin said...

Best laugh I've had in a few days - thanks Pike!

Aendi said...

Lol Pike, this was really Alamo-class. Five thumbs up! :D

Trollin' said...

Beyond awesome, my friend.

Stupid Mage said...

So funny and yet to painfully true to life.

Kadomi said...

Loads of fun, Pike, well done.

I c whut u did thar!

Anonymous said...

DINO-MIGHT ^^

I Iz loling :D

Ratshag said...

My brain hurts.

;)

Lazy Poster said...

Silly silly silly and perfect for the way today's been going! I play both a druid and a hunter, and I still read the original Alamo posts for a laugh. Thanks!

Jezrael said...

Awesome Pike! U iz can haz butan spam now!

Sid said...

Hahahahahaha,omgwtfroflmao!

Seriously,Alamo would be proud!

Steph said...

I giggled! Thumbs up. :)